Risk... tastes
like bacon.

Captain Risky's Signature

🎅 Riskmas Cracker #12: What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy claws! | 🎅 Riskmas Cracker #11: Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk. | 🎅 Riskmas Cracker #10: Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? Because he had no body to go with. | 🎅 Riskmas Cracker #09: What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us | 🎅Riskmas Cracker #08: What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolie jumper | 🎅 Riskmas Cracker #07: Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrr! | 🎅Riskmas Cracker #06 Why are Christmas trees very bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles. | 🎅Riskmas Cracker #05: What carol is heard in the desert? O camel ye faithful. | 🎅Riskmas Cracker #04: What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Captain Risky



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