It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no wait, it’s me in my gyrocopter spreading my wings across the outback. No one has ever collided with the sky right? Up up and away! #FlyingWithoutWings
Check out my two-wheeler stunt show at my pad in the suburbs - you need lion-like balance, profound concentration and heaps of adrenaline to be risky like me! #Wheelies
I have been testing out Stella’s skills on the race track, my Risky pitstop crew have made some pretty sick modifications. I’m in it win it! Nobody remembers a loser.... or do they? #KickItNRipIt #Winning
So I’ve decided to make the move to the suburbs, to meet some new people and see if I can get insured by Budget Direct - I don’t think they appreciated my solar array system and supercharged hot tub. Don’t worry; I haven’t deserted my temple of risk. I’m thinking about putting in on Airbnb, but I’ll need someone game enough to look after my pet python and feed the piranhas – they’re not themselves when their hungry!
Anyway back to my new pad in the suburbs – you’re gonna love it. Sure it doesn’t have my dojo, man cave or Jet Pack Jousting field, but its cosy and I’ve added a few extras to make it feel more like home. It might even be the best looking house on the street – people are always admiring it, they even bring their friends and family.
So far I’ve built a 10 foot ramp on my driveway so I can launch Stella into the second level garage. I’ve added a helipad for my tiger stripped helicopter and just because it’s cool, I've mounted huge speakers to the walls so when I get home they play my theme song. I’m thinking about adding an aquarium too, to house Gummy - my pet tiger shark. The kids would love him.
Well I better get back to it – renovating is a big job.
Hope you like my new pad and feel free to drop it any time.
WOAH! That was insane. Probably the most amazing, epic stunt ever. The crowd was going wild, I could hear them chanting, Risky, Risky, Risky! It was just me, Stella and the 94 foot Double Helix. We took off, hit the ramp at a hundred miles an hour and we flew up that ramp and into the air as graceful as an eagle hunting its prey. Now to work out how I get this from my dreams to reality.