Risk... tastes
like bacon.

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Captain Risky

About Me, Captain Risky

I was born in a sleepy little town called Hazard, Nebraska. I’ve always been drawn to risk – like a moth to an oxy-acety-lene flame. Since I was a little boy and I watched Evel Knievel, I always wanted to be like him. They don’t teach that stuff at school. So I went to the School of Hard Knocks – quite literally. And I graduated with a PHD in Risk. I combine that with a bunch of Eastern philosophies and seven different martial arts to create my own unique philosophy on life.

One thing I do know is that sometimes you gotta go out on a limb – ‘cos that’s where the fruit is.

I truly believe that risk is the spice of life. It’s also the reason Budget Direct won’t insure me. Apparently they don’t insure "risk-takers" (aka legends) like me. It's how they keep their premium nice and low for everyone else. If you're not risky like me, and you'd like to get a quote, head on over to www.budgetdirect.com.au

Make sure you tell ‘em that Risky sent you ;)
Stay crazy,

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